Indian telephone call centres have been discovered to be dens of sexual activity. The call centre workplace provides a free mixing of the sexes within a generally sexually repressed society.
So that's what they're doing while we're hanging on the line. Maybe they should change those recorded messages.......
"Please hold the line, your call will be answered as soon as our operators have finished shagging each other senseless."
"All our operators are currently busy doing other operators. Please call again later."
"Your call will be answered by the least shaggable operator."
"Your call will be answered by the next available operator."
How private are those cubicles anyway ?
It all just goes to show what happens when peoples' natural desires are suppressed.
Aha!! I've just realised where all those live sex phone lines are being routed to!
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Teri_R
- 25/10/06 @ 16:13:45
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- 25/10/06 @ 16:36:55
*in a sexy voice*
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eggbod
- http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
- 25/10/06 @ 16:37:02
Maybe all call operators are "engaged"!
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MichaelStMark
Pro - 25/10/06 @ 18:47:06
Yeah they're sexy but they've no sense of humour Abdul. I quipped a joke at an Indian 118 118 directory enquiries lady just last night on phoning for the number of a local Indian Take Away I'd not used in a while; called Bengal Berties.
"Quite funny dont you agree, that I have to phone 7000 miles through to India to get the number for an English Indian restaurant called Bengal Berties?" I said down the crackling satellite line.
She remained placid and unimpressed, " I don't understand" she said.
No sense of humour at all, you see - or at least no English SOH. -
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safriz
- http://www.conspiror.blog.co.uk
- 25/10/06 @ 20:45:49
lol...good one..now i know why they keep us on hold.
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As a Call Centre Manager I have to admit there is a lot of "in breeding" and extra office activities amongst our staff!