Indian telephone call centres have been discovered to be dens of sexual activity. The call centre workplace provides a free mixing of the sexes within a generally sexually repressed society. So that's what they're doing while we're hanging on the line. Maybe they should change those recorded messages....... "Please hold the line, your call will be answered as soon as our operators have finished shagging each other senseless." "All our operators are currently busy doing other operators. Please call again later." "Your call will be answered by the least shaggable operator." "Your call will be answered by the next available operator." How private are those cubicles anyway ? It all just goes to show what happens when peoples' natural desires are suppressed. Aha!! I've just realised where all those live sex phone lines are being routed to!